Adam’s Blog.

Hey. 

So i guess you people want to know where i’ve been and whatever, well that is for another time, I am here to bitch about this awful website thats right here on wordpress: CelebrityRoyale.com

Well, I just got back from seeing “Quantum of Solace” with my mate Jonty, and realised I still had the theme song (”Another Way To Die” – Listen Here) in my head. I thought “Wasn’t it the lovely and amazingly talented Alicia Keys who sings this with Jack White?” so I searched Alicia Keys on google and went off on some random sites and found this photo (link to the article here):

Pretty right? In fact she looks stunning but that shouldn’t matter anyway. Have you heard the voice that comes out of that mouth? It’s incredible! She is probably one of THE BEST singers of our generation, she will be a legend when we all look back at this is 20 years’ time! But this was the caption underneath the photo:

WTF do you do with that? “Needs some work done”?!!! JEEZ! I can’t believe anyone would write that, COULD write that about another human being! You can just tell that the person who posted that is a REALLY overweight, sweaty old man who never leaves his computer seat and sits down when he pees! Gosh! Is appearance REALLY THAT IMPORTANT?! Think about it. She has the most incredible voice, and I would still love her and her music even if she looked like this:

Lol, the whole world is as shallow as urine on the tiles of a public toilet. Ohh dear….

I really hope that someday people realize that what you have going on on the inside is a hell of a lot more important that what you got going on on the outside. I assume “Some work done” is plastic surgery, well isn’t that just lovely! Don’t look at this girl for what an amazing voice she has! No! Let’s just shove her onto an operating table and inject god-knows-what into different areas of her body! Fake Boobs! Fake Legs! Fake Lips! Face Lifts! Fake MIND! 

THIS is why I love Alicia Keys

Ahhh…. Now that I have vented all my anger for the modern-day western world, enjoy this screenshot I took AGES ago of a video from Barack Obama (in the spirit of him being, you know, THE FREAKING PRESIDENT!!!!)

“Barack ON McCain”?! Sounds nasty! I like it….

Anyway, I’m very tired so sleepy time is afoot…

But I will do a blog on all the crazy stuff I have been up too soon… Well I hope….

I think I am gonna do an entire NEW blog instead of the other one… I dunno…

Anyways Bubi!

-a-

PS. I AM GOING TO SEE JON FOREMAN! DELIRIOUS? And YFRIDAY tomorrow (or technically today since it is 1:06)